Hilarious Incomprehensible Anti-Japanese Rant
March 7, 2011What follows is a cut and paste spam rant that some bored Korean fellow has apparently put a lot of effort into. It was sent to me in response to a mild, indirect criticism of an insignificant aspect of Korean culture. And I for one am very glad to have received such a comprehensive non-sequitur schooling on the superiority of Korea over Japan.
Read on and enjoy…
Rice Cake Guy Is Rice Cake
March 6, 2011Anyone who’s been in Korea for a while will have been offered some rice cake. While it’s normally plain white and really bland, you can also get it in exciting colours – but those ones are really bland too. Yes, there are few types of food that will deceive and disappoint you as much as rice cake will. Take for instance this advertisement. All of those fantastic colours taste the same, and not a grain of sugar or artificial flavouring is to be found within.
Now, focus on the guy in the corner.
He doesn’t just sell rice cake.
He is rice cake.
